Archive for June, 2009
Real or fake? You decide.
Posted by: | CommentsSome guy claims he dropped his brand new iPhone 3GS in a pool while recording a video and the phone is rescued unscathed. We’re not 100% sure this is real. Many people believe it to be a waterproof camera.
If it happens to be real, we might flush one down the toilet tonight. We’ll post our test results tomorrow!
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Track Iran protests with Google Maps!
Posted by: | CommentsWhat is the world coming to? You can’t even terrorize protesters without some infidel posting the location and video on Google Maps anymore!
A Google user named Xárene Eskandar has created an interactive Google map tracking the protests in Iran.
Microsoft Security Essentials wins first round
Posted by: | CommentsMuch to the amazement of everyone, Microsoft’s new security software actually performed better than expected. Who knew?
The security testing firm, AV-Test conducted their own review of Microsoft’s new software and determined it to effectively detect and remove nearly 3,200 viruses, bot Trojans and worms. We’re a little bit in disbelief ourselves. Read More→
Pizza? No. Chum Barrel? You Betcha!
Posted by: | CommentsGoogle Maps launched a new feature called ’search nearby’. This nifty little creature allows you to view an entire genre, if you will, at the location of your choosing. For example, if you found a pizza place near 3rd street but immediately decided against pizza, you can click search nearby and type in delicious fish bait!
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Open Source means everyone… unfortunately.
Posted by: | CommentsAs part of the President’s open source initiative, the administration’s technology team came up with a decent idea to create an online idea generation engine. In theory this would allow ordinary citizens to electronically submit ideas to the government. Unfortunately, just about anyone can access the interweb these days. What happens when ‘ordinary’ citizens submit their ideas to the government online?
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Microsoft: Try our tastier security software!
Posted by: | CommentsFor a limited time, you can test Microsoft’s new Security Essentials Beta. You best hurry if you want a taste though. Only the first 75,000 people will be allowed to try it.
iPhone 3GS: What does the S stand for? Still AT&T? So Sorry?
Posted by: | CommentsAccording to Apple the ‘S’ stands for Speed, which is kind of lame if you ask us. Specifically Since AT&T iS notS knownS for SpeedS. Of course Apple is talking about the speed of the device itself, but what good is device speed when your network makes you want to poke your eyes out?
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Microsoft launches “Get The Facts” campaign. (Completely unbiased!)
Posted by: | CommentsNow that there’s 18 million different web browsers to choose from, have you ever wondered which one is really the best? Well wonder no more friends! Microsoft can tell you with their totally untainted, data-driven, empirical Facts!
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