The Segments
App.Paratus
There’s an app for that. …wait, there’s not? Oh… well this is awkward… Anyway, App.Paratus is the place to inform yourself about new software, apps, and other tasty things. It’s a delicious way to start your day!
Novo.Gizmo
GPS, E-Readers, netbooks, even electric shavers!. Gross. Novo.Gizmo will fill you in on the latest gadgets and devices to make your life even more complicated!
Generation.Paratus
Yes, it’s true. We’re nerds. Quite frankly, we feel as though it’s much safer to come out of the nerd closet than it was 15 years ago. Our pal, the Interweb, keeps converting normies every day it seems. Meanwhile, Generation.Paratus is where you go to get a nice meaty chug of geek culture. And best of all, it’s nutritious!
Mobile.Novo
Attention customers: Brain Tumor. That’s right, those nasty cell phones can cause some serious growths. You would have never known that if you hadn’t come to us. Fortunately for you, we have more life saving mobile device information at Mobile.Novo. You’re welcome.
Secured.Paratus
“@#%@%@!!!! All I did was click on that harmless episcopalian midget kitty mud wrestling link! Now my computer won’t start! Ahhhhh!!”
Maybe next time you should check out Secured.Paratus and save yourself the head trauma.
My how fast the world changes! That’s what my grandma mimi used to say anyway. Why not keep up with the change by reading Novo.2.0? Brilliant!
